fred and mary

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 19-Oct-2009 9:59:23

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a
honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and
Dad's house for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets
up and has his breakfast.

As he is going out of the door to go to school,
he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, 'No'.

Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what
you think! Just go to school.

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks
his mom, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

She replies, 'No.

Johnny says, 'Do you know what I
think?'

His mom replies, 'Never mind what
you think! Eat your lunch and go back
to school .

After school, Johnny comes home and
asks again, 'Are Fred and Mary up yet?'

His mom says, 'No.

He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'

His mom replies, 'Ok, now tell me
what you think?'

He says: 'Last night Fred came to my
room for the Vaseline nand I think...

I gave him my airplane glue.

Post 2 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Monday, 19-Oct-2009 12:59:16

Hhahahahaha!

Post 3 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 19-Oct-2009 13:54:34

Oh no! That's awful! LMAO!

Post 4 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Monday, 19-Oct-2009 20:01:19

oh!

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 19-Oct-2009 21:23:46

oh wow...

Post 6 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Sunday, 25-Oct-2009 15:11:16

omg lmfaooooo!

Post 7 by The Straight Edge Superstar (Please, allow me to once again explain why you are wrong.) on Thursday, 29-Oct-2009 2:18:32

.....
aight

Post 8 by KC8PNL (The best criticism of the bad is the practice of the better.) on Friday, 30-Oct-2009 23:01:23

Sounds like a rather sticky situation to me...